Make sure your books are okay STOP You wouldnt want them to be damaged STOP
Damaged, you say?
I would forgo the use of "damaged" in this case, as that would be a grave disservice to this magnificently agonizing demolition.
I am in awe.
Please, allow me to relinquish my entire cache of applause.
I will survey the full extent of this travesty at a later time. While I am at it, I might as well shelf my verbosity for the time being, as it only benefits our mutual ochre friend. There will be ample opportunities available to me in this never ending struggle to expand his vocabulary.
I will save everyone here the hassle by recounting these events as frankly as possible.