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...And compile them, I will.

We unnecessarily made a mess of things. I urge all participants to exercise some forethought when wielding absolute power. I detest such frivolous use of Telegrams. While my boorish colleagues may welcome these antics, I for one find it appalling.

Fantastic. I will need to mend these records. At a later time, though. Maintaining the past is far easier for me than fabricating the future. Besides, I will never forget a single detail of these particular ones. While some memories may leave us after time, others conveniently do not. For better or worse.

I digress. Now that we are up to speed, let us experience these events in a present tense.
So, where shall we begin?