...And compile them, I will.
We unnecessarily made a mess of things. I urge all participants to exercise some forethought when wielding absolute power. I detest such frivolous use of Telegrams. While my boorish colleagues may welcome these antics, I for one find it appalling.
Fantastic. I will need to mend these records. At a later time, though. Maintaining the past is far easier for me than fabricating the future. Besides, I will never forget a single detail of these particular ones. While some memories may leave us after time, others conveniently do not. For better or worse.
I digress. Now that we are up to speed, let us experience these events in a present tense.
So, where shall we begin?