I MAY BE A KID, BUT I'M NOT STUPID.

I DEMAND YOU SHOW A CIVIL SERVANT LIKE ME A LITTLE RESPECT. I WORK MY BUTT OFF ALL DAY, EVERY DAY, TO PAY RENT TO MY GOD FORSAKEN AUNT SO SHE WON'T KICK ME AND MY SISTER OUT!

I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE I AM, OR HOW TO GET HOME. MALICENT IS PROBABLY WORRIED SICK SINCE I APPARENTLY WENT MISSING!

I REMEMBER THOUGH-- YOU WHERE THERE WHEN I WOKE UP, SPOUTING SOME KIND OF NONSENSE ABOUT PHANTOMS OR SOMETHING. YOU MUST KNOW SOMETHING. I BET YOU DID THIS TO ME! I BET ITS ALL YOUR FAULT!!

GET YOUR CREEPY SNOBBY-FEATHERED BUTT DOWN HERE, CUT THE FANCY TALK, AND EXPLAIN EXACTLY WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO ME RIGHT
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