You can’t sit up on high and talk down to people like that!
It’s rude and I bet everybody hates you for it!!
Now, Listen here, you--
NO. You listen!
I’m confused, and frustrated, and a little scared, ok?! I bet I’m half your age, you prammatrally gray-haired old crone, and even I have some common courtesy!
It’s "prematurely," and "crone" doesn--
I'M NOT DONE YET.