See, sweetie? It's so much easier when you cooperate.
You wanna tell me what happened?
Yusuf came to the conclusion that I need to "jump into port" and proceed to "bust my conk" on a bit of first hand experience.
I mean your arm.
Yes, I know.
So you busted it... while busting your... conk.
Precisely.
Well I never did see a conk, but you sure as hell busted something.
What on god's green earth did he have you doing? Ranunculi rounds? I'll be damned if I ever saw one of them get riled up enough to nail a heavy hitter like you.
I was caught off guard.
By a Ranny??
By a newbie.
...
Again, I was caught off guard.
But how--
I reiterate,
I
was
caught
off
guard.
Whatever you say, dear.
Whatever. you. say.
I'm jus' sayin' that shit's far-fuckin-fetched, s'all.
But whatever, boy. I'll take your word for it.
Good.
May we please proceed? I would hate for you to fail at practicing your own preaching in retrospect when it comes time to clean.
What now?
The longer we babble, the more you have to clean.
I ain't doin' shit if you're gonna take that fuckin' tone.
Try it again, boy.
...Sigh. Would you be so kind as to mend my lacerations, oh medi of mental. Swami of surgery. Madam of—
Ok, ok, good enough. Sit your ass still.