Wha-- oh, no no no! you're doing it wrong! Use the bombilla!
What? The thing? No! It's been in your mouth! Gross.
Wow, really? That's so fucking rude.
Seriously? You're kidding.
No, really. That's incredibly disrespectful.
Don't you have this where you come from?
No, but my family has Irish Breakfast. Did your tea bag break or something? All the grainy bits are everywhere. ...Or is this a dream thing?
Do you people not strain tea because of your backward logic?
What? No. Geez, nevermind, then.
I was just trying to be friendly, but forget it.